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Inspired by a time when mixtapes were currency, floppy disks held our futures, and landlines had cords, each design in this collection is a wearable tribute to gadgets that shaped a generation. For younger folks, these might look like sci-fi props. For the rest of us? Just Tuesday.
Skelley Baby
Let’s face it — Gen Xers and Boomers are officially entering grandparent territory. But just because you’re buying baby gifts doesn’t mean you’ve gone soft. This is your chance to pass down a little style, a lot of sarcasm, and maybe a few life lessons about cassette tapes and dial-up internet.
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Welcome to Skelley Originals — a collection of merch as sharp, sarcastic, and gloriously retro as the newsletter that started it all. These aren't your average tees and mugs. They're conversation starters, memory joggers, and subtle warnings that you're not here for anyone’s TikTok tutorial.
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Show off your excellent taste — in media, in humor, and in retro-tech wisdom. Featuring The Skelley name and logo, these tees, mugs and hats let the world know you belong to the analog underground. No filter, no fluff, just smart nostalgia for people who actually used a pay phone.
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ABOUT US
Welcome to The Skelley Store — the merch arm of The Skelley, the digital newsletter that serves up 80s nostalgia with a sharp edge and a side of modern tech. If you’ve ever rewound a VHS with a pencil or yelled at a smart speaker, you’re one of us.
So, thanks for stopping by. Stay retro. Stay relevant. And don’t forget to subscribe to The Skelley — it’s like a Walkman for your inbox.
